Kay Burley really is one of those monumentally stupid people who succeed through a

[Luis Anaconda]

mixture of monstrous self-assurance, a sociopathic lack self-doubt and insane ambition. She's like a female Alan Partridge, but without the attendant hopelessness and failure that makes him tolerable and funny.

I strongly suspect she's an actual monster. I mean, the comparison between a Burka wearer and Simon Weston simply wouldn't occur to a healthy mind, would it?

Then again isn't it glorious to live in an age where you can get a headline like this:

Kay Burley and Liz Kershaw in furious Twitter spat over burqa

[Burney]

Then again isn't it glorious to live in an age where you can get a headline like this:

Kay Burley and Liz Kershaw in furious Twitter spat over burqa

Yes. It's also a worrying situation in which Liz Kershaw comes across as the intellectual heavyweight.

Simon Weston, though! Fvck me.