Off to do something stupid in a minute. After my violent food poisoning on Saturday

[Viva Prat Vegas]

I wonder whether Barry Bueno possesses the Browne genes

[Burney]

I wonder whether Barry Bueno possesses the Browne genes

As opposed to brown jeans?

I was trying to come up with something about Brownian Motion, but couldn't really be arsed.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Were there any song requests played at his funeral ?

Browne Sh1tter by The Rolling Stones perhaps

[Burney]

Were there any song requests played at his funeral ?

Browne Sh1tter by The Rolling Stones perhaps

'The Only Way Is Up?'

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Burney "I had an acquaintance who, on farting, belching, coughing something up, having taken a particularly foul dump or puking would gravely intone 'Better an empty house than a bad lodger' as though this expiated all sins.

Needless to say, he was northern."

Gotta be Prescott
Or Cyril Smith