Tortilla chips are ****, arent't they? You approach them hoping for a crisp-like

[WES]

experience and are invariably disappointed.

Stupid, corn-based, Mexican cvnts.

Doritos are by far the best of those. However corn chips are meant to be the perfect vehicle for wonders such as Guacamole, Salsa, pickled jalapenos and best of all, melted, processed cheese.

You aren't actually meant to eat them on their own, Burney.

[Peter]

Doritos are by far the best of those. However corn chips are meant to be the perfect vehicle for wonders such as Guacamole, Salsa, pickled jalapenos and best of all, melted, processed cheese.

You aren't actually meant to eat them on their own, Burney.

The chilli doritos are not bad. I dont like any of the others.

[Burney]

Doritos are by far the best of those. However corn chips are meant to be the perfect vehicle for wonders such as Guacamole, Salsa, pickled jalapenos and best of all, melted, processed cheese.

You aren't actually meant to eat them on their own, Burney.

None of those things is worth a toss.

[WES]

None of those things is worth a toss.

I shall add this to the mountain of evidence that makes it clear that you have an astonishingly limited palate.