I see the Irish Prime Minister is now trying to suggest that UK planes won't be

[Sir C]

Bloke in our office sprays some stuff on his head in a vain attempt to pretend he's not bald. Every morning he comes into the office his 'hair' is in a different shape to the last depending on how he's sprayed it. It's very funny. He is easily the most widely mocked man in the company.

Spray on stuff, you say? I'll get me some of that action.

[Burney]

Spray on stuff, you say? I'll get me some of that action.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GeF7A05zQ8

[Sir C]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GeF7A05zQ8

That's the stuff for me.

I considered shaving the whole lot off, but I'd look retarded, like Phil Senderos

[Burney]

That's the stuff for me.

I considered shaving the whole lot off, but I'd look retarded, like Phil Senderos

I'm terrified of ever being bald due to having a large head. My head makes sense with hair on it. Without hair, I'd look fvcking horrific.

[Sir C]

I'm terrified of ever being bald due to having a large head. My head makes sense with hair on it. Without hair, I'd look fvcking horrific.

I suppose one just becomes accustomed to it. It might get a little tedious having people back away from you in the street and alarmed children bursting into tears at the sight of one's enormous, knobbly dome, but hey ho.

[Burney]

I suppose one just becomes accustomed to it. It might get a little tedious having people back away from you in the street and alarmed children bursting into tears at the sight of one's enormous, knobbly dome, but hey ho.

I really think you oughtn't to be showing children your enormous, knobbly dome, tbh.