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Thread: A prize to anyone who can fill in the last line of this famous celebratory song?

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  1. #1
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    Still a c*nt, still a Jew?
    Is it your birthday?

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Peter View Post
    Is it your birthday?
    Yes! Literally today, I kid you not.

    It's been a bit **** so far to be honest, but the day is young I guess.

    A kind word or two from you would help....

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    Yes! Literally today, I kid you not.

    It's been a bit **** so far to be honest, but the day is young I guess.

    A kind word or two from you would help....
    Happy Birthday, old horse. What are you now? 30-odd?

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Happy Birthday, old horse. What are you now? 30-odd?
    A middle class 30-year-old with two kids? Yeah right.

    If I'd spawned 2 kids by age 30, I wouldn't have Redgunamo on my case the whole time about how my type are to blame for the decline of western civilisation.

    I'm 38.

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    A middle class 30-year-old with two kids? Yeah right.

    If I'd spawned 2 kids by age 30, I wouldn't have Redgunamo on my case the whole time about how my type are to blame for the decline of western civilisation.

    I'm 38.
    I really can't deal with the idea of you being 38. It makes me feel fvcking ancient

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    Yes! Literally today, I kid you not.

    It's been a bit **** so far to be honest, but the day is young I guess.

    A kind word or two from you would help....
    Happy Birthday, and here is your present.

    Hitler first published Mein Kampf on your birthday in 1925.

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by Peter View Post
    Happy Birthday, and here is your present.

    Hitler first published Mein Kampf on your birthday in 1925.
    Talking of ant-semitic Labour party members, will you be sending the jack-booted Momentum boys round to deal with the Hoidge woman for daring to tell Our Jeremy the truth?

    On a different note, allow me to suggest to you that there is no better song for a hot summer's evening than Jungleland. A live version, for preference.

  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by Peter View Post
    Happy Birthday, and here is your present.

    Hitler first published Mein Kampf on your birthday in 1925.
    Nice! Did Paul Joseph Goebbels write the photo captions?

  9. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    Nice! Did Paul Joseph Goebbels write the photo captions?
    Jesus, I didnt know it had photos..... of what??

    The Ballot Act 1872 enforced secret ballots all parliamentary and local elections. No mention of referenda.....

    I share a birthday with James Early Ray, Bin Laden and, worst of all, Garth Crooks

  10. #10
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    Nice! Did Paul Joseph Goebbels write the photo captions?
    Paul Joseph Goebbels? That's the Info Wars guy, right?

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