Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
I have a water softening system that for some reason involves me buying fvcktons of salt every couple of months. I don't really understand it or know how much it costs/saves me, but the water is drinkable.
Ooh, I wouldn't drink the water out of the filter thingy, I only use it for cooking.

I do wish I'd had one of those permenent boiling water taps fitted, mind.