I have decided to make my nose work.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

To this end, I have purchased a nasal irrigator. One adds special salts to water which is then squirted at high pressure up each hooterhole in turn. When the tubes are clear, the water exits via the other nostril, the mouth and the ears. When the nose is blocked... well, don't ask.

Anyway, it's definitely starting to work, but the downside is that sometimes water pools in hidden cavities and then, some time later, one rises from one's desk, or nods one's head, and a pint of water and sinus matter pours out of the nose.

This can be embarrassing. I style it out quite well thogh, I think.

So you've decided to squirt toxins directly into the gaping suppurating wound that was once your nose before you paid the price of thirty years of cocaine abuse? This should end well.

[Pat Vegas]

So you've decided to squirt toxins directly into the gaping suppurating wound that was once your nose before you paid the price of thirty years of cocaine abuse? This should end well.

at least video it imo

[Burney]

at least video it imo

I just fear that what's actually happening is that he's destroying what's left of his septum.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I just fear that what's actually happening is that he's destroying what's left of his septum.

His septum!! You mean that gossamer thin sheath of decaying flesh that has left him just one snort short of joining the Daniella Westbrook club. Stable doors and horses bolting etc.

[Sir C]

So you've decided to squirt toxins directly into the gaping suppurating wound that was once your nose before you paid the price of thirty years of cocaine abuse? This should end well.

Would it kill you to be a little encouraging occasionally?

Always with the negative waves, man.

[Burney]

Would it kill you to be a little encouraging occasionally?

Always with the negative waves, man.

What exactly are the active ingredients of this magic potion you've bought off the internet?

[Sir C]

What exactly are the active ingredients of this magic potion you've bought off the internet?

I don't know, but according to the advert it's the good stuff.

[Burney]

I don't know, but according to the advert it's the good stuff.

Is it this? Are you firing salt water up your hooter?

https://www.navage.com/nose-cleaner-...dl-v-nc-cc.htm

Clean Nose, Healthy Life®!

[Pat Vegas]

Is it this? Are you firing salt water up your hooter?

https://www.navage.com/nose-cleaner-...dl-v-nc-cc.htm

Clean Nose, Healthy Life®!

sounds like that weird aftershave that Johnny Depp advertises.

[Sir C]

Is it this? Are you firing salt water up your hooter?

https://www.navage.com/nose-cleaner-...dl-v-nc-cc.htm

Clean Nose, Healthy Life®!

ooh, I wish I'd got that one! It sucks the junk out, for all love.

I might send off for it as well.