I have decided to make my nose work.

[Burney]

Would it kill you to be a little encouraging occasionally?

Always with the negative waves, man.

What exactly are the active ingredients of this magic potion you've bought off the internet?

[Sir C]

What exactly are the active ingredients of this magic potion you've bought off the internet?

I don't know, but according to the advert it's the good stuff.

[Burney]

I don't know, but according to the advert it's the good stuff.

Is it this? Are you firing salt water up your hooter?

https://www.navage.com/nose-cleaner-...dl-v-nc-cc.htm

Clean Nose, Healthy Life®!

[Pat Vegas]

Is it this? Are you firing salt water up your hooter?

https://www.navage.com/nose-cleaner-...dl-v-nc-cc.htm

Clean Nose, Healthy Life®!

sounds like that weird aftershave that Johnny Depp advertises.

[Sir C]

Is it this? Are you firing salt water up your hooter?

https://www.navage.com/nose-cleaner-...dl-v-nc-cc.htm

Clean Nose, Healthy Life®!

ooh, I wish I'd got that one! It sucks the junk out, for all love.

I might send off for it as well.

[Burney]

ooh, I wish I'd got that one! It sucks the junk out, for all love.

I might send off for it as well.

Must admit, I’m almost convinced after reading that.

Although think how embarrassing it would be if you accidentally drowned yourself.