The general idea leaking out of London Colney is that training is high energy,

[Luis Anaconda]

intense and extremely hard.

We're going to be a team of superfit maniacs running around at a thousand miles per hour kicking people up in the air, aren't we?

What have we done?

We're going to be a team of superfit maniacs running around at a thousand miles per hour kicking people up in the air, with Mesut Özil, the most beautiful footballer on the planet