'We'll smash the granny out of them'
Greatest thing I ever heard on Eastenders
When Eastenders first started I was living with some mental chick in Ramsgate, and she was mad for it, so i must have seen the first 6 months of episodes.
I haven't seen it since, thank God. I remember the pub landlord and landlady and their fat daughter, and some bird who was a bit punky, and an ugly kid.
Ramsgate at that time wasn't so much bleak as terrifyingly violent. I mean, I moved out of Brockley to go their, and Ramsgate was ten times as violent. The pub I used to drink in was closed for a while after a bloke was stabbed to death in it; it re-opened for about 6 months, and then someone got shot.
The local night club in which I spent my Saturday evenings... my God. It makes me shudder now to think of it.
All worth it, of course, for she was what we might call a proper nasty sort.
Sir C "I remember the pub landlord and landlady and their fat daughter"
The fat daughter is still in it
She's pushing 50 and is built like a box
10 characters? Pile of cund.