To be fair mate...we’re talking about Mr Love Train
WHAT? FŰCKING WHAT?
This England team couldn’t pass a driving theory test! Even by the pisspoor standards of historic England teams this is not a good passing side, ffs!
We are living with Stalinesque levels of reality denial here.
He's been watching Scrubs again
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr45DmZDjSc
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'