Frimpong is 26. He's been playing in Cyprus

[Burney]

But... but... he's as daft as an Irish, b

I refuse to believe it. Look at what he writes. If that **** can dress himself unaided, I'm Shirley Temple.

My grandfather was a doctor and he was an actual Irish. These things are possible.

[Sir C]

My grandfather was a doctor and he was an actual Irish. These things are possible.

He wasn't a real doctor, though. I expect he was fine with inserting his arm up a cow's backside, or filing a horse's teeths or delivering Irish women of multitudinous children, that sort of thing. But not doctoring as we'd understand it.

[Burney]

He wasn't a real doctor, though. I expect he was fine with inserting his arm up a cow's backside, or filing a horse's teeths or delivering Irish women of multitudinous children, that sort of thing. But not doctoring as we'd understand it.

He specialised in gonorrhoea, diphtheria and TB.

It's fair to say that the advent of penicillin put something of a dent in his practice.