Well I'm sure there's a perfectly innocent explanation for this.

[Peter]

This from the lowest-ranked team prior to the competition. Oh, well I'm sure it's all perfectly above board.

To be fair, they need all the help they can get, since footballistically, they are properly toilet.

It's the grass, b. Aside from climate, Its well known that athletes perform better on their native grass as their body mechanics are more suited to the 'going' as it were.

Host nations always cover more ground. Look it up from any world cup, you'll see.

[Burney]

It's the grass, b. Aside from climate, Its well known that athletes perform better on their native grass as their body mechanics are more suited to the 'going' as it were.

Host nations always cover more ground. Look it up from any world cup, you'll see.

Well I'm convinced, p. Absolutely. It's all to do with the grass. Of course. Silly of me to think otherwise.

[Luis Anaconda]

Well I'm convinced, p. Absolutely. It's all to do with the grass. Of course. Silly of me to think otherwise.

Aren't they playing on some artificial pitches out there?

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Well I'm convinced, p. Absolutely. It's all to do with the grass. Of course. Silly of me to think otherwise.

chopper. Shall I send a pic?

[Burney]

chopper. Shall I send a pic?

Well I imagine that's doubled its size, h. Mazeltov!

[Peter]

Well I'm convinced, p. Absolutely. It's all to do with the grass. Of course. Silly of me to think otherwise.

I was rather hoping you might at least google it