What’s mostly been interesting about the gay nanny accused of being

[Burney]

a bit too “hands-on” with his clients’ children is how quickly people (mostly women) have been to jump to his defence and put forward reasons why he’s likely to be innocent (he was formally arrested yesterday).

I’ve even heard it claimed that the fathers probably resented him because their kids liked him more than them and made up false allegations.

Compare this to the reaction when anyone ever dares suggest that a woman has ever made a false rape allegation...

As I said to you before, what you've basically got there is a perfect allegory for the establishment's reaction to Muslim rape gangs. Defend, laud and excuse the minority figure (even though he's noncing your kids), call the accusers bigots and deny the allegations at all costs - it's all there. You could write a satirical play along these lines.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

You could write a satirical play along these lines.

Monty couldn't write fack all b, her makes picture books, unless you meant that one could write a satirical play.