I've woken up this morning with blurred vision in my left eye.

[WES]

like the man said...

The surgery in the village near me has mostly what I call 'middle aged housewife doctors' in that they are all middle aged women who have almost certainly had children and are now back at work on a part time basis. And they are all pretty much hopeless.

I went in to see one not so long ago with three minor issues. When I described the first one she immediately turned to her computer, went to the NHS website we can all access and read to me what it said and concluded 'just let it be for a while and see if it goes away'. For the second issue she did the same thing. At which point I made my goodbyes and didn't bother raising the third issue.

[Burney]

The surgery in the village near me has mostly what I call 'middle aged housewife doctors' in that they are all middle aged women who have almost certainly had children and are now back at work on a part time basis. And they are all pretty much hopeless.

I went in to see one not so long ago with three minor issues. When I described the first one she immediately turned to her computer, went to the NHS website we can all access and read to me what it said and concluded 'just let it be for a while and see if it goes away'. For the second issue she did the same thing. At which point I made my goodbyes and didn't bother raising the third issue.

Your unusual reticence on the nature of these issues makes it very clear that they are clearly all genital and/or rectal in nature.

[Sir C]

Seriously, speaking as someone who recently suffered eye problems (injected in the eyeball and didn't even flinch - just saying) don't waste your time going to your GP. They know fūck all about eyes and will simply tell you to see an opthalmologist. So just try and get an emergency appointment at Vision Express in the Nugent as your first point of call.

Hmm, there's a casualty eye clinic at Queen Mary's. I might wander up there.

[Burney]

Hmm, there's a casualty eye clinic at Queen Mary's. I might wander up there.

You can, but you'll be waiting an age without a referral.

[Monty92]

I thought masturbating affects vision in both eyes

It's not improving.

I'm having a stroke, aren't I?

[Sir C]

It's not improving.

I'm having a stroke, aren't I?

Updatre: went to the hospital, found I didn't have enough change for the car park, considered my options, gave up.

[Pat Vegas]

Updatre: went to the hospital, found I didn't have enough change for the car park, considered my options, gave up.

extortionate prices at hospitals
also Ringo what a tremendous app that works perfectly everytime

[Burney]

Updatre: went to the hospital, found I didn't have enough change for the car park, considered my options, gave up.

What do you think your wife would say about you ignoring a potentially serious health problem? Hmmm?

[Sir C]

What do you think your wife would say about you ignoring a potentially serious health problem? Hmmm?

I expect she';d turn a blind eye to it. Amirite?

I've made an appointment for an eye test at Vision Express. No doubt they'll trun me round and point me back towards l'hopial.

[Pat Vegas]

I expect she';d turn a blind eye to it. Amirite?

I've made an appointment for an eye test at Vision Express. No doubt they'll trun me round and point me back towards l'hopial.

waste of time going to hospital. i ended up deaf for ages cause of them pricks. bunch of jerks yo