I just read that Anthony Bourdain was an SJW

[Sir C]

You think sucking the cock is easy b? If you fancy the person attached to the cock you are sucking then it ain't so bad but the unpleasant part of the job is that most of your customers have come to you because they are too physically repugnant to get their cock sucked for free. You really must think these things through before making your rash and ill considered posts.

I'd say the really unpleasant part is the cheesy crust around the helmet.

[Burney]

I'd say the really unpleasant part is the cheesy crust around the helmet.

That's put me right off pizza.

[Sir C]

That's put me right off pizza.

You'll be alright if you remember the golden rule: never order a smegma pizza

[Burney]

You'll be alright if you remember the golden rule: never order a smegma pizza

The words 'cheesy crust' make me think pizza rather than smegma, though. Or at least they did. Now I can't rid myself of the smegma association.