Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
I'm worrying about carrying my wine up a fúcking mountain to reach my desired spot. Maybe I can hire a local. A sort of Cumbrian sherpa.
You're not going to become a naturist, are you? I just fear that this 'back to nature' business could end up with you sporting your danglies in public and bellowing that 'It's perfectly natural!' as the coppers cart you away.