Anyway, on to other matters. To wit, camping.

[Sir C]

I mean when you're in the wild? Will you simply defecate in nature like an animal - or an Indian?

Well, for starters I would point out that discussing such matters is quite remarkably vulgar, and I would rather not.

On the other hand, because I am not a filthy animal, I expect I will move my bowels before leaving the house and then simply demonstrate a little self-control until I return to civilisation.