off to the safe and sunny land of Chavs and boy racers.
don't like the Average speed check on the A13
An Englishman's home is his castle, f, and now you own your own castle, it matters not what the people are like outside once you have closed your front door.
Certainly, Thames Estuary Eseexians are about as foula group of individuals as one may ever hope to meet, but, there's a Wagamama at Lakeside.
Oh they're always quite friendly. Displaced eastenders at heart, cheeky chirpy cockney sparras and that and everfink.
Just wait until you do something the Daily Mail disapproves of. They'll be smearing human shíte on your door handles before you can say, 'Leave it aht!'