Originally Posted by Sir C I had 5 failed attempts at the mayonnaise last night. 5. In. A. Row. No idea why. Now I'm too scared to try again. Lord. I feel somehow responsible for this, having made you doubt the power of the method - however briefly. Hang on. This is actually about mayonnaise, isn't it? This isn't a veiled attempt to tell me about your impotence, is it? :-/
Originally Posted by Burney Lord. I feel somehow responsible for this, having made you doubt the power of the method - however briefly. Hang on. This is actually about mayonnaise, isn't it? This isn't a veiled attempt to tell me about your impotence, is it? :-/ My impotence is a matter for me and the chaps down at the public lavatory, and need not concern you at all. I'm going to have another go tonight. At the mayonnaise, I mean.
Originally Posted by Sir C My impotence is a matter for me and the chaps down at the public lavatory, and need not concern you at all. I'm going to have another go tonight. At the mayonnaise, I mean. As you advised me by text the other week 'Work it up and down a little'.
Originally Posted by Burney As you advised me by text the other week 'Work it up and down a little'. And what about the mayonnaise?
Originally Posted by Sir C And what about the mayonnaise? You told me that if I worked it up and down a little, an off-white, creamy emulsion would result as a matter of course.
Originally Posted by Burney You told me that if I worked it up and down a little, an off-white, creamy emulsion would result as a matter of course. Jesus Christ. You really want me to picture your creamy emulsion, don't you?
Originally Posted by Sir C Jesus Christ. You really want me to picture your creamy emulsion, don't you? I sent you a picture of it if you remember.
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