The source of much debate - what is the best colour tie for a blue suit/white shirt

[Burney]

I generally wear solid colour ties.

Are you calling me a spiv?

You come under 'footballers' - having played at a certain level and all.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

You come under 'footballers' - having played at a certain level and all.

The only level the reprehensible old tosser ever played at was "walking football for fat old tossers" level.