Our new head coach looks like Seb Coe

[SWv2]

That's a very undignified way to hold a cat. It looks outraged. I sincerely hope it virtually clawed his nipple off.

I am more concerned as to why he is naked, with a cat.

And I hate cats.

[Burney]

I am more concerned as to why he is naked, with a cat.

And I hate cats.

Oh, that I understand. There's nothing nicer than holding a lovely cuddly pussycat next to your naked skin, sw.

You do have to trust the cat not to go suddenly spack and tear you to pieces, of course.

[SWv2]

Oh, that I understand. There's nothing nicer than holding a lovely cuddly pussycat next to your naked skin, sw.

You do have to trust the cat not to go suddenly spack and tear you to pieces, of course.

This is a new low even for this place. Cat sex.

[Burney]

This is a new low even for this place. Cat sex.

It's not a sex thing, sw. It's a sensual thing. Purrrrrrrrrrrrr!