This is very, very funny.

[Pokster]

I gather she keeps a couple of dogs. But this particular chap was discovered wandering alone and starving in the wilderness, and she took him in shortly after he had been rescued from a so called "kill shelter". The lucky wee mite then ended up spending the last few weeks as the special guest of HMQ

I know you like your hounds R, but as an owner of 2 Beagles, they are lovely dogs