Did anyone see thon Jeremy Thorpe thing?

[Sir C]

I watched one about Liberace where Michael Douglas bums Matt Damon (but never the other way around). That was a bit grim.

You were feverishly thrashing away at your ruined mushroomdick, weren't you?

I can understand watching films about lesbonians. Lesbonians are nice and touch each others boobies and that. But watching films about bummers?

You must be a bummer mate.

[Burney]

You were feverishly thrashing away at your ruined mushroomdick, weren't you?

I can understand watching films about lesbonians. Lesbonians are nice and touch each others boobies and that. But watching films about bummers?

You must be a bummer mate.

Not at all. Michael Douglas made up as Liberace sweatily bumming Matt Damon would put even the most hardened sodomite off sex, I'd have thought.

To be honest, I think it's about time the pooves just accepted that their sexual practices are sickening and wrong and just kept it all to themselves.

I've nothing against them as chaps of course, but...y'know...yucky.