Hold on. You watched Brokeback Mountain? Which is a film specifically about cornholing cowboys?Originally Posted by WES
I have downloaded it to my iPad and shall be watching it on the train home. Although that raises the possibility that the person next to me sees me watching it and thinks I'm a bender (NTTAWWI) watching gay porn.
How bad is it 71g? Brokeback mountain explicit or worse?
Bender.
I watched one about Liberace where Michael Douglas bums Matt Damon (but never the other way around). That was a bit grim.
You were feverishly thrashing away at your ruined mushroomdick, weren't you?
I can understand watching films about lesbonians. Lesbonians are nice and touch each others boobies and that. But watching films about bummers?
You must be a bummer mate.
Not at all. Michael Douglas made up as Liberace sweatily bumming Matt Damon would put even the most hardened sodomite off sex, I'd have thought.
To be honest, I think it's about time the pooves just accepted that their sexual practices are sickening and wrong and just kept it all to themselves.
I've nothing against them as chaps of course, but...y'know...yucky.
You forgot the NTTAWWI bit there, Charles.
An excellent movie on many levels. But yes, the scene where the one cowboy spits on his hand and rubs it all over his winkie so that he can successfully insert it in the rectum of the other cowboy was slightly, erm, off-putting.
You loved it, you closet knobjockey.
Back in 5.
That's what you were about to post, if you were honest.
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