Xavi's gone, Iniesta's gone, Messi and Ronaldo will soon be gone,

[Rich]

Did you go to the Wedding , Rich ?
You look like you would have fitted in with all the pre match chit chat

My invite wasn't forthcoming, as it happens. A terrible mix-up.

Wasn't it a splendid occasion, though? Apart from the American chap shouting for 20 minutes.