Today's the day He clears His desk, isn't it?

[World's End Stella]

Four new first team players. Four.

Have you seen the state of the transfer market? How much money do you think we have to spend?

Oh, sorry, I forgot your exciting theory that the money available for transfers is infinite because football exists outside the physical boundaries of reality. Silly of me.

We have loads of money to spend, the financial statements of the club say so and have done for some years now.

Although you don't need to spend loads of money to get a good player if you know what you're doing. See Mo Salah.