Hang about, where's reg?

[Sir C]

Talking of jam, I've got gooseberries, blackcurrants, strawberries and raspberries coming in this year on the allotment.

You're going to make jam? Like... Jeremy?

[Burney]

You're going to make jam? Like... Jeremy?

Possibly. But mine will be much better than his filthy, insipid and ungenerous socialist jam. Mine shall have big lumps of fruit, the fruit will be properly cleaned and I will sell mine like a good capitalist rather than giving it away like a fvcking dirty commie.

[Sir C]

Possibly. But mine will be much better than his filthy, insipid and ungenerous socialist jam. Mine shall have big lumps of fruit, the fruit will be properly cleaned and I will sell mine like a good capitalist rather than giving it away like a fvcking dirty commie.

Will there be sugar? I can't believe thon filthy commie uses sugar. Isn't sugar rationed now?

[Burney]

Will there be sugar? I can't believe thon filthy commie uses sugar. Isn't sugar rationed now?

It would be hard to see how jam would be possible without sugar, tbh. But if there is a way of making something joyless, I'm sure he'd find it.