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  1. 05-03-2018, 08:41 AM #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    One girl lists under Key Skills 'Journalist for Fandom Wikia' (????), as well as 'Emotional intelligence' and
    'Passionate Cosplayer and Pop Culture enthusiast' (????????).

    Meanwhile, straight after claiming she has 'Keen attention to detail', she says she has 'Exceptional skills in Microsoft Office and Abode Systems'

    This girl has an MA and has spent five years in higher education.

    Another genius felt the need to tell me his 'Ethnic background' was 'Caucasion' and list his 'Religion' as 'None'.
    Yet another applied for a job in journalism and gave as the first line in his application 'I am looking for a job to further a career in computing/software development'.

    I despair.
    can he rise to the Caucasion?
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  2. 05-03-2018, 10:05 AM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    can he rise to the Caucasion?
    Climie ?
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
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    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    Climie ?
    Oh, r. You're just the most 80s man in the world, aren't you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Oh, r. You're just the most 80s man in the world, aren't you?
    I certainly think I'd like to be
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
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  5. 05-03-2018, 11:40 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Oh, r. You're just the most 80s man in the world, aren't you?
    The lad reds has totally out 80'd me there B
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
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