WHat was he thinking - Part II: Wenger's Worst XI

[Peter]

Why does Shaaban get so much **** - only played 5 games (w3 d1 l1), including a clean sheet against Spurs and a win in Rome, the only defeat was against United when he came off injured at half time anyway. Compared to the ****house that was Almunia he was Gordon ****ing Banks.

When Shaaban joined Bob Wilson spoke about how they tried to amend his technique to include actually catching the ball sometimes, rather than punching. His technique was so ingrained that they eventually decided they couldnt change it.

We signed a goalkeeper that literally couldn't catch and couldnt be taught. If that isnt the definition of a **** keeper I dont know what is. On his debut he punched a rather slow shot that was heading gently towards his stomach. He was hopeless.

Compared to him, Almunia was Peter Shilton (I would have said Seaman but I dont take His name lightly).

[World's End Stella]

When Shaaban joined Bob Wilson spoke about how they tried to amend his technique to include actually catching the ball sometimes, rather than punching. His technique was so ingrained that they eventually decided they couldnt change it.

We signed a goalkeeper that literally couldn't catch and couldnt be taught. If that isnt the definition of a **** keeper I dont know what is. On his debut he punched a rather slow shot that was heading gently towards his stomach. He was hopeless.

Compared to him, Almunia was Peter Shilton (I would have said Seaman but I dont take His name lightly).

Stiff or soft hands on that one?

[Peter]

Stiff or soft hands on that one?

Well, a fist.

We let a perfectly goodgoalkeeper leave because he had a fag.

[Burney]

When Shaaban joined Bob Wilson spoke about how they tried to amend his technique to include actually catching the ball sometimes, rather than punching. His technique was so ingrained that they eventually decided they couldnt change it.

We signed a goalkeeper that literally couldn't catch and couldnt be taught. If that isnt the definition of a **** keeper I dont know what is. On his debut he punched a rather slow shot that was heading gently towards his stomach. He was hopeless.

Compared to him, Almunia was Peter Shilton (I would have said Seaman but I dont take His name lightly).

I remember when Richard Wright punched one into his own net and we lost to Charlton.

It's fair to say we haven't had much luck with keepers.

[Peter]

I remember when Richard Wright punched one into his own net and we lost to Charlton.

It's fair to say we haven't had much luck with keepers.

Mad Jens. I loved him immediately. Total and complete ****

[IUFG]

and we lost to Charlton.

We were ****ing hammered, b. Grimandi was particularly shít that day too.

[Burney]

We were ****ing hammered, b. Grimandi was particularly shít that day too.

Grimandi. Now there's a name I haven't heard for many years.

[Rich]

Grimandi. Now there's a name I haven't heard for many years.

Last I heard he was one of our top scouts.

[SWv2]

Last I heard he was one of our top scouts.

Probably gone now with the collapse of the former regime.

[Rich]

Probably gone now with the collapse of the former regime.

Indeed. Obviously a case of jobs for the boys with Arsene.

Still, that does mean there is a role going as Arsenal scout, SW. Best get that CV in top shape.