Since we’re doing the Wenger retrospective, how about great mysteries of his era?

[Luis Anaconda]

Remember that game where we’d won the league and he basically had some of the finest players in the world at the time trying their best to tee him up to score.

He still couldn’t. It became embarrassing.

He did in the end - still a tosser though

[Burney]

He did in the end - still a tosser though

Oh, that’s right. Took ages, though. And he missed about half a dozen gilt-edged chances first.

Christ. Remember when we were good enough to just toy with lower league sides like a bored cat with a crippled mouse?

[Luis Anaconda]

Oh, that’s right. Took ages, though. And he missed about half a dozen gilt-edged chances first.

Christ. Remember when we were good enough to just toy with lower league sides like a bored cat with a crippled mouse?

Oh yeah - on both counts. Henry was desperate for him to score. Lee Dixon's last game - it seems so long ago

[Just Trent]

Oh, that’s right. Took ages, though. And he missed about half a dozen gilt-edged chances first.

Christ. Remember when we were good enough to just toy with lower league sides like a bored cat with a crippled mouse?

it was like they were having a pre match kick about with the young mascot. When the goalkeeper moves out the way and the young kid still misses a penalty.