Since we’re doing the Wenger retrospective, how about great mysteries of his era?

[Burney]

He did slap Joey Barton on his debut

For me, Nasri blatantly kicking Barton's legs from under him was the funniest assault on the ghastly prick.

[Peter]

For me, Nasri blatantly kicking Barton's legs from under him was the funniest assault on the ghastly prick.

That was pleasant enough. I have a recollection of the young Kolo Toure flattening Peter Schmeichel. It may have been a dream.