Stewart Robson...really no need to keep sticking the knife in imo

[Sir C]

We have long since established Mrs B as being weird on the whole Noo-tella thing. Her dislike of rhubard infact works to her credit.

It is the food of the devil. It and cucumber forming 66.66*% of the unholy trinity of devil foods.

*repeating

If you remove the cucumber skin it won't repeat on you.

Also, defenestrate the seeds.

[Burney]

If you remove the cucumber skin it won't repeat on you.

Also, defenestrate the seeds.

As a child, I would happily just gnaw my way through a cucumber. No cucumber was safe in my presence, if fact. The repetition thing is a bonus. You get to taste the cucumber twice.

[SWv2]

If you remove the cucumber skin it won't repeat on you.

Also, defenestrate the seeds.

Life is too short for this nonsense you silly Dutch man.

[Sir C]

Life is too short for this nonsense you silly Dutch man.

There is no need to be rude. I was simply trying to save your family from the stench of the foul eructations which whistle past the broken, blackened stumps you laughingly call 'teeth'.