You have threatened to kill me on several occasions. That is NOT the act of a friend.
Monty doesnt care for me, that much I gather. And obviously Ash has one or two issues but other than that I would be disappointed to find that everyone thought I was a ****.
I do have feelings you know
I was about to say I’ve not personally experienced this, but then I remembered an incident last November when, during a heated discussion with goy-in-doors about whose family we’d be seeing over Christmas, I heard the mother of my children spit at me with undisguised malice, “It’s not even your ****jng festival anyway”.
To be fair to her, it is true. In fact, murdering Christ and wanting time off for his birthday is pretty fvcking rich when you think about it.
Anyway, you lot have got your own holidays where you make crackers out of Christian baby blood (never really sure how that worked, tbh).
So that's three of the regular AWIMB inhabitants discounted
Running out of choice
10 characters? Pile of cund.