Talking of supermarkets, what fresh cvntery is this?

[Peter]

Do you know, I've managed to get through the last few years without having knowingly consumed quinoa. It just hasn't come up.

I am assuming you aren't regularly subjected to the delights of vegan cafes...

[Burney]

I am assuming you aren't regularly subjected to the delights of vegan cafes...

Strangely, no. I would cross the road to avoid such an establishment, in fact.

I would assume that as soon as one enters such a place, one is engulfed in the reek of unwashed bodies, sweat-soaked hempen garments and pulse-based flatulence.

[Peter]

Strangely, no. I would cross the road to avoid such an establishment, in fact.

I would assume that as soon as one enters such a place, one is engulfed in the reek of unwashed bodies, sweat-soaked hempen garments and pulse-based flatulence.

Not really. Just a smog of self satisfaction and the whiff of competition as to who has saved the most animals/planets today.

if you are just a vegan you are bottom of the ladder. You have to be gluten free as well to get a seat at the table and, ideally, only eat things that sprout.....

[Burney]

Not really. Just a smog of self satisfaction and the whiff of competition as to who has saved the most animals/planets today.

if you are just a vegan you are bottom of the ladder. You have to be gluten free as well to get a seat at the table and, ideally, only eat things that sprout.....

I like it when they sneer at mere vegetarians. It puts me in mind of flagellants, hair shirts and other competitive forms of masochistic self-mortification.

They're all quite mad, of course. You realise that, don't you?

[Peter]

I like it when they sneer at mere vegetarians. It puts me in mind of flagellants, hair shirts and other competitive forms of masochistic self-mortification.

They're all quite mad, of course. You realise that, don't you?

there are significant health benefits, b. Given that the food is so ****ing awful it becomes very easy to lose and/or control your weight.

I find the whole competition quite amusing but around the half hour mark you develop a desperate desire to start slashing throats.