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  1. #1
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    His dad died on the day of his Bartmitzvah.

    I wanna know if they went ahead with it. That's a hell of a lot of latkes to go to waste
    Is there any fun to be had at a barmitzvah? Do people get p1ssed?

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Is there any fun to be had at a barmitzvah? Do people get p1ssed?
    Parties for 13-year-old boys are not usually known for their hedonism.

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    Parties for 13-year-old boys are not usually known for their hedonism.
    I've got p1ssed at wakes, weddings, christenings and children's parties.

  4. #4
    I never knew Dale Winton was one of 'them'
    Then I looked at that birthday picture of him with his parents

    He always seemed propped up in later years
    Stiff as a board and full of something subscribed
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas View Post
    I never knew Dale Winton was one of 'them'
    Then I looked at that birthday picture of him with his parents

    He always seemed propped up in later years
    Stiff as a board and full of something subscribed
    By 'them' do we mean Jews or homosexuals?

  6. #6
    Jews
    I knew he was one of the other on account of his excess mince and the way he said "Hello shoppersssssssssss"
    Heaviness on the letter 's' is a giveaway
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas View Post
    Jews
    I knew he was one of the other on account of his excess mince and the way he said "Hello shoppersssssssssss"
    Heaviness on the letter 's' is a giveaway
    I've often pondered at what age the effete bummers begin to embrace the effected S and start speaking like that awful wooftah in TOWIE ?
    I get the hormonal inbalance and the arguments in support of how gayers arrive at being gayers but I can't see much evidence as to how they go from speaking relatively normally, as small children, to evolving into the full Clary the other side of puberty.
    Last edited by 7sisters; 04-19-2018 at 01:36 PM.

  8. #8
    And he was good friends with David Walliams
    :guilty:
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

  9. #9
    This is quite sad really

    Who's going to open his supermarket this morning?

  10. #10
    Paul Burrell
    No difference
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

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