Dale Winton gone

[Burney]

I'm mainly sitting on my sofa in joggers and a vest, intermittently scratching my balls when the cleaner leaves the room.

I've never denied being a shít Jew

Well I suppose you have at least corrupted a shiksa and impregnated her with your foul semitic seed out of wedlock, so you shouldn't feel too bad. There's hope for you yet.