So many questions about this story.

[SWv2]

* Why would you want to eat a meat pie at 7am?
* 'Tony, who has fish and chips three days a week and says he rarely touches pastry'?!?
* What are these sinister reasons why he believes Morrisons are witholding pies from him?
* Couldn't they at least be magnanimous in victory?

http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/16/victor...s-7am-7471602/

Tony, who has fish and chips three days a week and says he rarely touches pastry, believes Morrisons have a hidden agenda.

They wanted to buy eight large sausage rolls and two steak bakes at 8.45am last Wednesday

‘We have always been able to get the pies before 9am. The decision makes no sense. I can’t see any logic.’



Though my favourite line of the whole piece is:

"Five other people joined the queue at Berwick Hills and saw the meat treats in the back"

[Burney]

Tony, who has fish and chips three days a week and says he rarely touches pastry, believes Morrisons have a hidden agenda.

They wanted to buy eight large sausage rolls and two steak bakes at 8.45am last Wednesday

‘We have always been able to get the pies before 9am. The decision makes no sense. I can’t see any logic.’



Though my favourite line of the whole piece is:

"Five other people joined the queue at Berwick Hills and saw the meat treats in the back"

I know. I'm imagining them slavering as they press their faces to the glass at the sight of unattainable pies.

Perhaps they were buying them for friends? Or perhaps his missus is the real pie-beast?

I still want to know what the hidden agenda is, though.

[SWv2]

I know. I'm imagining them slavering as they press their faces to the glass at the sight of unattainable pies.

Perhaps they were buying them for friends? Or perhaps his missus is the real pie-beast?

I still want to know what the hidden agenda is, though.

Did you make it to the very end??

"Linda concluded: ‘I wasn’t waiting 20 minutes so I went to Cooplands. I was disappointed to say the least.’"

[Burney]

Did you make it to the very end??

"Linda concluded: ‘I wasn’t waiting 20 minutes so I went to Cooplands. I was disappointed to say the least.’"

And after all that, THE PICTURE SHOWS THEM HOLDING PASTIES, FFS!