If everyone could stop talking about the fvcking golf, it would be much appreciated

[Pat Vegas]

Golf. Various poorly-dressed, largely indistinguishable Americans competing to see who can hit a ball about in the least interesting fashion while crowds whoop for no discernible reason until it finally stops.

I had nothing to watch and saw 'Masters' on the listing of one of the Sky sports channels and got semi interested for a second.

and then I saw Golf.

I was hoping for out of shape ex professional footballers playing indoor football