glw away tonight. I've got some pork belly, was going to make me some sweet banh mi.

[SWv2]

[QUOTE=Sir C;4204861]

Your genetic racism is showing, sw. But I think you make a good point. Chinamen of all descriptions in their natural environment don't really sit down to three meals a day. They sort of graze continually, perhaps because rice and shít isn't particularly satisfying.

They want a rake of spuds, that's what.

Had to use chopsticks as well.

Wee ****s.

[Burney]

[QUOTE=Sir C;4204861]

Your genetic racism is showing, sw. But I think you make a good point. Chinamen of all descriptions in their natural environment don't really sit down to three meals a day. They sort of graze continually, perhaps because rice and shít isn't particularly satisfying.

They want a rake of spuds, that's what.

You don't want to be imitating Chinamen, that's for sure. I heard they do Mineral Water-flavoured Pringles the other day.

Although I might have dreamt that.

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

[QUOTE=SWv2;4204845]

However, I lack suitable bread. I have therefore decided to substitute chips for bread in my new creation, a sort of fusion banh mi / poutine mash up.[/QUOTE]

Or pork belly and chips?

Or simply bacon and chips?

[SWv2]

[QUOTE=Alberto Balsam Rodriguez;4204857]

Or simply bacon and chips?

He is a card carrying food gay ABS, you and I both know it.

[Sir C]

[QUOTE=SWv2;4204860]

He is a card carrying food gay ABS, you and I both know it.

I'm not the fúcker who orders star anise on his bacon sandwiches.

[SWv2]

[QUOTE=Sir C;4204869]

I'm not the fúcker who orders star anise on his bacon sandwiches.

I will punch you in the face one day.

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

However, I lack suitable bread. I have therefore decided to substitute chips for bread in my new creation, a sort of fusion banh mi / poutine mash up.

Are you able to make decent chips?

I'm assuming that you have a deep fat fryer?

[Sir C]

Are you able to make decent chips?

I'm assuming that you have a deep fat fryer?

Twice fried. None of this triple fry nonsense. Unnecessary. An affectation.

Deep fat fryers are the títs. Just remember to chuck the fúcking thing in the bin when it gets all manky and get a new one. They're about 30 quid, for fúck's sake!

[Burney]

Twice fried. None of this triple fry nonsense. Unnecessary. An affectation.

Deep fat fryers are the títs. Just remember to chuck the fúcking thing in the bin when it gets all manky and get a new one. They're about 30 quid, for fúck's sake!

I actually cleaned mine the other day. It comes apart and you can chuck everything bar the heating element in the dishwasher.

Needless to say, it was still filthy after two intensive cycles and I had to take the Brillo pad to it.

I should have just chucked it.

[Sir C]

I actually cleaned mine the other day. It comes apart and you can chuck everything bar the heating element in the dishwasher.

Needless to say, it was still filthy after two intensive cycles and I had to take the Brillo pad to it.

I should have just chucked it.

Once a year. 30 quid a year to save yourself a load of plutz and aggravation. It's a bargain.