He's crying! Steve Smith is crying like a big fvcking girl!

[Sir C]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

I can't decide which of these is my favourite

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Jesus Christ, I saw footage of one of those mongs weeping. You didn't say they were bawling like retarded children, for fúck's sake! I was thinking of the mildly wobbly lip and the discreet wipe of the eye, not some gay tearfest!

Fúck 'em, I hope they die.

[Burney]

Jesus Christ, I saw footage of one of those mongs weeping. You didn't say they were bawling like retarded children, for fúck's sake! I was thinking of the mildly wobbly lip and the discreet wipe of the eye, not some gay tearfest!

Fúck 'em, I hope they die.

Good to see you aren't entirely lost to emotional incontinence, old chap.

This is Keith Miller. He was a great Aussie cricketer. He also flew Mosquitos in combat and knobbed Princess Margaret.

What he didn't do was fvcking cry. Ever. I doubt he even knew he had tear ducts.

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[PSRB]

Good to see you aren't entirely lost to emotional incontinence, old chap.

This is Keith Miller. He was a great Aussie cricketer. He also flew Mosquitos in combat and knobbed Princess Margaret.

What he didn't do was fvcking cry. Ever. I doubt he even knew he had tear ducts.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z023prwCkgs The Aussie male was always thus......until now

[Peter]

Good to see you aren't entirely lost to emotional incontinence, old chap.

This is Keith Miller. He was a great Aussie cricketer. He also flew Mosquitos in combat and knobbed Princess Margaret.

What he didn't do was fvcking cry. Ever. I doubt he even knew he had tear ducts.

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Merv Hughes wouldnt have cried.

[Burney]

Merv Hughes wouldnt have cried.

Allan Border! Allan Border once insisted Dean Jones carry on batting even though he was severely dehydrated, hallucinating and literally puking and p1ssing himself. Can you imagine Allan Border crying?

[Peter]

Allan Border! Allan Border once insisted Dean Jones carry on batting even though he was severely dehydrated, hallucinating and literally puking and p1ssing himself. Can you imagine Allan Border crying?

Its beyond a joke. Smith looks like his family has just been killed.

He cheated at cricket and got caught.

[redgunamo]

Its beyond a joke. Smith looks like his family has just been killed.

He cheated at cricket and got caught.

Oh, but that's a different matter entirely. This has apparently brought back dark memories of being summoned before the beak as a schoolboy, having been caught smoking behind the chapel.