1 person injured
10 characters? Pile of cund.
He heard you had trouble finding a decent salt beef sandwich and took offence on behalf of the local community
10 characters? Pile of cund.
The women drivers in that area have trouble seeing over the steering wheel
That's why they go no further than Brent Cross and back
10 characters? Pile of cund.
I once had a Kurdish taxi driver. My wife managed to upset him by thinking he was Turkish.
I was only able to mollify him by talking about how Salahhuddin (Saladin to you lot) was famously a Kurd. I even pronounced it properly and everything. We were firm friends by the end of the journey.