Am I to understand then that we, the developed world if you will, have decided to

[Sir C]

Fúck all wrong with anoraks all the same.

Anorak, cagoule, whatever you want to call it. Surely a fashion essential for people living in the islands of Ireland and Britain.

You filthy fúcker.

[SWv2]

You filthy fúcker.

I expect you wear a fancy, expensive North Face or whatever when you pervert off around the hills of Cumbria.

[Sir C]

I expect you wear a fancy, expensive North Face or whatever when you pervert off around the hills of Cumbria.

Fjallraven, sw. Proper Swedish gear. Natural fibres, none of your modern man-made muck. I piss in the eye of Gore-Tex as I trudge up mountains in tweed and leather, like a Victorian gentleman explorer.

Join me living The Good Life, sw, as God intended us to live.

[SWv2]

Fjallraven, sw. Proper Swedish gear. Natural fibres, none of your modern man-made muck. I piss in the eye of Gore-Tex as I trudge up mountains in tweed and leather, like a Victorian gentleman explorer.

Join me living The Good Life, sw, as God intended us to live.

Ah yes, I own a Fjall cap for the winter months.

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[Sir C]

Ah yes, I own a Fjall cap for the winter months.

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That's... that's a mong hat, sw

[Burney]

Ah yes, I own a Fjall cap for the winter months.

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That, my friend, is the hat of a dangerous sex criminal.

[SWv2]

That, my friend, is the hat of a dangerous sex criminal.

Where I come from it is the hat of the suave, urbane, dressed down professional commuter.

Naturally if the rain is pelting down I wear an actual jacket with a hood such as Patagonia.

[Burney]

Where I come from it is the hat of the suave, urbane, dressed down professional commuter.

Naturally if the rain is pelting down I wear an actual jacket with a hood such as Patagonia.

It's the hat of a man who masturbates while watching TV programmes about serial killers, sw.

Fvck it in the bin forthwith.