Remember that time I was in the Passport Office with Sam Kelly and posted about it on here?
I still feel bad that he really didn't get the full value out of that passport renewal.
I think it was Michael Holding who said that fame is like having a meal named after you at your favourite restaurant, and then being forced to eat that meal every day for the rest of your life
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."