I was farted on by my female sparring partner during a Brazilian jiu-jitsu lesson

[Sir C]

It was only a little squeaky one, but too loud for either of us to pretend it hadn't happened.

It's not really fighting, it's grappling. Strength disparities are easily levelled out by technique.

Bóllocks. What you're telling us is that you fought a girl and she shít on you. Literally and figuratively.

Sad seens.

[Burney]

Bóllocks. What you're telling us is that you fought a girl and she shít on you. Literally and figuratively.

Sad seens.

Also, it doesn't say much for either of their martial capabilities that they can be so easily distracted by a fart. All one would need to do to defeat m in unarmed wombat is let one rip.

[Monty92]

Also, it doesn't say much for either of their martial capabilities that they can be so easily distracted by a fart. All one would need to do to defeat m in unarmed wombat is let one rip.

I've only had 3 lessons, gimme a chance