I was farted on by my female sparring partner during a Brazilian jiu-jitsu lesson

[Monty92]

Two things:

1. Did it arouse you?

2. Why are they making you fight chicks?

It was only a little squeaky one, but too loud for either of us to pretend it hadn't happened.

It's not really fighting, it's grappling. Strength disparities are easily levelled out by technique.

[Sir C]

It was only a little squeaky one, but too loud for either of us to pretend it hadn't happened.

It's not really fighting, it's grappling. Strength disparities are easily levelled out by technique.

Bóllocks. What you're telling us is that you fought a girl and she shít on you. Literally and figuratively.

Sad seens.

[Burney]

Bóllocks. What you're telling us is that you fought a girl and she shít on you. Literally and figuratively.

Sad seens.

Also, it doesn't say much for either of their martial capabilities that they can be so easily distracted by a fart. All one would need to do to defeat m in unarmed wombat is let one rip.

[Monty92]

Also, it doesn't say much for either of their martial capabilities that they can be so easily distracted by a fart. All one would need to do to defeat m in unarmed wombat is let one rip.

I've only had 3 lessons, gimme a chance

[Pokster]

It was only a little squeaky one, but too loud for either of us to pretend it hadn't happened.

It's not really fighting, it's grappling. Strength disparities are easily levelled out by technique.

so basically she is better at this than you?

[Burney]

It was only a little squeaky one, but too loud for either of us to pretend it hadn't happened.

It's not really fighting, it's grappling. Strength disparities are easily levelled out by technique.

A good big'un will always beat a good little'un, m. This applies to both fighting and farting.

[Sir C]

A good big'un will always beat a good little'un, m. This applies to both fighting and farting.

Also engines. The US automotive industry has always abided by the dictum that, 'There ain't no substitoot for coobic inches.' One has to admire them for this attitude.

[IUFG]

Also engines. The US automotive industry has always abided by the dictum that, 'There ain't no substitoot for coobic inches.' One has to admire them for this attitude.

Mitsubishi have always impressed me with being able to bang out 400bhp from their 2 litre engines.
They are a leeeeeeetle beeeet thirsty, mind.

[Sir C]

Mitsubishi have always impressed me with being able to bang out 400bhp from their 2 litre engines.
They are a leeeeeeetle beeeet thirsty, mind.

I'm amazed at what can be done these days. My wife's car is a 1.4 litre turbo developing 170 bhp! Amazing seens. But w 5 litre V8 would be betterer, see?

[IUFG]

But w 5 litre V8 would be betterer, see?

I quite agree. The sound of them, for a start.

That said, the acceleration of these new fangled electric cars is something to look forward to.