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  1. 03-14-2018, 10:23 AM #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by World's End Stella View Post
    As I made my way into work this morning and saw the news, my first thought was 'I'd set the book at 10am for Burney posting something heartless and offensive on AWIMB'.

    Got that pretty much spot on.

    Can't believe that was the first thing I thought of.
    I'm classed as a chip pisser, b is a death pisser, everyone who ever dies was a wrong 'un... I think b has issues
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  2. 03-14-2018, 12:24 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by World's End Stella View Post
    As I made my way into work this morning and saw the news, my first thought was 'I'd set the book at 10am for Burney posting something heartless and offensive on AWIMB'.

    Got that pretty much spot on.

    Can't believe that was the first thing I thought of.
    Apparently, they're not certain he's dead.

    They've put him in a bag of rice for the moment. Later on they'll press his b0llocks and his left ear at the same time and see if he restarts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Can we now all admit that he was the dullest bloke who ever lived? The sound of that voice could instantly send me to sleep, which is ironic, since it was hardly mellifluous.
    I have often wondered why he never had more fun with it. Indian accent one day, Jamaican the next.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Billy Goat Sverige View Post
    I have often wondered why he never had more fun with it. Indian accent one day, Jamaican the next.
    No sense of humour. Boring ****.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    No sense of humour. Boring ****.
    Harsh, he had a very good sense of humour by all accounts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    Harsh, he had a very good sense of humour by all accounts.
    Tedious lefty, p. (Him, not you.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    Harsh, he had a very good sense of humour by all accounts.
    Perhaps Sir C was saying BGS has no sense of humour and is a boring ****?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    Harsh, he had a very good sense of humour by all accounts.
    Problem is, humour is all to do with timing and the delivery. Both are surely impacted by him having to program his voice/not being able to deliver it particularly eloquently.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Can we now all admit that he was the dullest bloke who ever lived? The sound of that voice could instantly send me to sleep, which is ironic, since it was hardly mellifluous.
    Rivalled only by Morrissey...











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  10. 03-14-2018, 01:01 PM #10
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    Have they called the AA yet ?
    A set of jump leads and he'll be as good as new
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