Some top bantz on the Today programme this morning. Russian loon saying the UK was

[Burney]

That's half the restaurants in Mayfair finished, then.

One o'clock we said, didn't we?

No great loss.
One works for me - although I will probably get there a wee bit earlier. There is a minor problemette, though, which is that I've forgotten my wallet

I mean, it's possible that The Pied Bull will take Apple Pay, I suppose...

[Sir C]

No great loss.
One works for me - although I will probably get there a wee bit earlier. There is a minor problemette, though, which is that I've forgotten my wallet

I mean, it's possible that The Pied Bull will take Apple Pay, I suppose...

A bit earlier suits me better, actually. Want to make it 12:30?

I have a shiny new five pound note which I have been saving for this event so I think we're covered.

[Burney]

A bit earlier suits me better, actually. Want to make it 12:30?

I have a shiny new five pound note which I have been saving for this event so I think we're covered.

I have £7.90 to my name. That might do a round if I scrabble through the change in my car as well.

Yes, let's say 12.30. I might be five minutes later.