So, it would appear that far from causing nuclear armaggedon as

[Burney]

You do express a most touching faith in academe, g.

By the time you've got your knees brown you will come to appreciate that daft lads who've spent their whole lives at school have learnt the square root of fúck all.

University of Life. School of Hard Knocks. That's where you want to take your learning.

My uncle (God rest his soul) was your actual professor of your actual modern history in one of the biggest universities in the British Isles. I once saw a seagull sh1t on his head and he rubbed it in, thinking it was a raindrop.

Make of that what you will.

[Sir C]

My uncle (God rest his soul) was your actual professor of your actual modern history in one of the biggest universities in the British Isles. I once saw a seagull sh1t on his head and he rubbed it in, thinking it was a raindrop.

Make of that what you will.

There you go. You can't trust 'em, b. That's why I don't believe scientists or doctors either.