So, it would appear that far from causing nuclear armaggedon as

[Sir C]

My uncle (God rest his soul) was your actual professor of your actual modern history in one of the biggest universities in the British Isles. I once saw a seagull sh1t on his head and he rubbed it in, thinking it was a raindrop.

Make of that what you will.

There you go. You can't trust 'em, b. That's why I don't believe scientists or doctors either.